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NiggaNews.com EXCLUSIVE!!!

You all been to McDonalds many times before but take a look next time you there and see the racist shit that be going on.

My video below is muthafukin EVIDENCE that McDonalds be brainwashing us to think white people are better than us.

See and judge for yourself. I don’t be hatin…make up your own mind.

-Ethan

I am proud to announce the creation of a new Ethan Caine website. One of the greatest joys in life is telling people to go pound themselves. SO go to the site and signup for the daily insult where I will send a brand new insult EVERY SINGLE day to your email.

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-Ethan

UPDATE on the Racist Apple iPhone Scandal:

Apple with these concerns last year and the iPhone is STILL Muthafukin racist!

EVIDENCE VIDEO:

What we gone do bout this?

Call 1-800-My-Apple and bitch at the person on the phone and ask them WHY THEY DON’T LIKE NIGGAS? What did WE do too them?

-Ethan

Proud to announce my a new Ethan Caine website:
Thats right! We be on top of the poker world now with our boy Phil Ivey the #1 Top Earning Poker Player in the world!

All In On The White Man

Its time to earn some money and take some back! Check out NiggaPoker.com where we be All In On The White Man!

-Ethan

Radical Political Group OneMealOneNapkin.com has just posted a video of their latest exploits. The revolution has started.

Successful operation tonight. We jacked a load of napkins from a McDonalds and are coming one step closer to taking down the giant corporation.

Here is the video.

-Ethan

OneMealOneNapkin.com was created to fight the tyranny of restaurants limiting our usage of napkins for their own twisted means.

Join the resistance!

How You Can Help:

1. Go to McDonalds or any major fast food chain and JACK as many napkins as you can.
2. Take a picture and send it to us

United we stand, Divided we fall!

GOOD NEWS:  1Priest1Nun.com is back up!  Apparently the server issues have been resolved and we can all enjoy Germany’s favorite website.

Merry Christmas Everyone

It is comforting to know that Christmas 2009 is on again!

-Ethan

Forget Tiger, Forget the Olympics, Forget the Economy! Germany’s beloved One Priest One Nun is DOWN!  I made the shocking discovery when I woke up Saturday morning around 8am Eastern Time.

I will continue pinging their server, and keep you posted if something changes.

All I know is if this is not temporary Christmas 2009 will be ruined.

BREAKING NEWS

-Ethan

Hey everyone this is just an update on my Christmas Poker Challenge I am doing with DustinJanzen.com

BEHOLD the graph representing my amazing profit!

You Can See My "Profit" Bar JUST above the REDLINE

Also my score has increased a couple points:

Behold "Earnings" of $5...I can ALMOST get a Big Mac Meal

This Puts Me @ $97.43+ for the Christmas Challenge

This money was mainly made from playing single table at the 25cent/50cent level. I figured that playing FOUR 5cent/10cent tables = 40cent Rake per hand so if I simply play ONE 25cent/50cent table + stealing and bluffs I figure I will make more.

So far this has been proven correct as I made about $50 today with this strategy, AND unlike the previous time I made alot of money it wasn’t from sucking out and getting lucky.

-Ethan