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Yeah this is probably the coolest painting ever. Bunch of african brothas in a Toyota HiLux truck which as we all know is invincible and runs forever.

Celebrating a victory or just cruising around having a good time. This is what life is all about…and yes that’s the cookie monster in the front seat. Awesome, just awesome.

Speaks To Me On So Many Levels

I could sit and stair at this painting for hours comprehending the meaning and themes of it. However at the end of the day I simply stand back, smile and admire the perfect beauty.
-Ethan Caine

An cookbook released in Australia has a recipe that calls for:

“salt and freshly ground black people”

Racist Pasta Recipe

Penguin publisher Bob Sessions claims that this is a typo but then explains that they are NOT going to pull the books off of store shelves.

Did I mention BOB is a cracka…

Anyway the Pasta Bible is in stores still but if someone complains about this “silly mistake” as said by Bob ‘the honkey from down under’ Sessions Penguin books will replace the book free of charge.

The insulting thing is that this dumb racist cracker thinks he can minimize this by saying, and I muthafukin quote,

“We’ve said to bookstores that if anyone is small-minded enough to complain about this … silly mistake, we will happily replace (the book) for them.”

Maybe my grand pappy was small minded for complaining about slavery a hundred years ago, or my daddy when he got fire hosed in the streets during the 60s.

All I know is I, and all my friends and family will never buy another Penguin book again, not because this was a “silly mistake” but because of the way Bob Sessions ignant ass hates black people.

-Ethan Caine

Heres one of my videos from my new website WastingFoodDiet.com and its about how Constance McMillen made me fat.

If you want to see all the other videos totally just go to www.WastingFoodDiet.com
-Ethan Caine

This is MY own diet system that I have invented.  IT is all about WASTING food to lose weight…but thats just the start.

You eat WHATEVER you want WHENEVER you want as long as you are hungry.

When you stop feeling hungry pull out a picture of someone you hate and start verbally abusing them.

“Its your fault I’m fat because you broke up with me!  I hate you!!!”

THEN take that picture and run their stupid face in the food and throw it in the garbage.

This works and works well.  I am planning on losing 100lbs by the end of the year using this method.

More info go to WastingFoodDiet.com
Follow the DIET on TWITTER @WastingFoodDiet 

-Ethan Caine
Follow ME on Twitter @RealEthanCaine
Personal Blog www.EthanCaine.com

Its been a number of months since I have donated to Kiva.org so I figure I better make a few donations to appease the gods and give me good fortune etc.

My first loan of the day went to this guy:

I picked this guy cause he is in the construction business and he standing infront of a crappy shack that has seen better days.

My second loan of the day went to this not to bad looking chick:
Now she wants to open a beauty salon.  I know this world has more important things that need money but I donated to her because shes:
A – kinda hot
B – she is divorced and 36 and therefore well past her prime and frankly needs all the help she can get.
C – will probably sleep with me if I look like I have money

You have to respect that.

The final loan of the day goes too this fucking guy:

Ok, this is a guy who needs money for farming supplies because he has 10 KIDS!  I mean keep it in your pants or pull out or something dude.  Sadly I do feel sorry for him so I gave him money.

I will try and make more loans more often.  I think the last time I loaned was JAN 2010…

-Ethan

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Join my KIVA team, click the link – Praise Black Jesus Kiva Team

NiggaNews.com EXCLUSIVE!!!

You all been to McDonalds many times before but take a look next time you there and see the racist shit that be going on.

My video below is muthafukin EVIDENCE that McDonalds be brainwashing us to think white people are better than us.

See and judge for yourself. I don’t be hatin…make up your own mind.

-Ethan

I am proud to announce the creation of a new Ethan Caine website. One of the greatest joys in life is telling people to go pound themselves. SO go to the site and signup for the daily insult where I will send a brand new insult EVERY SINGLE day to your email.

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-Ethan

UPDATE on the Racist Apple iPhone Scandal:

Apple with these concerns last year and the iPhone is STILL Muthafukin racist!

EVIDENCE VIDEO:

What we gone do bout this?

Call 1-800-My-Apple and bitch at the person on the phone and ask them WHY THEY DON’T LIKE NIGGAS? What did WE do too them?

-Ethan

Proud to announce my a new Ethan Caine website:
Thats right! We be on top of the poker world now with our boy Phil Ivey the #1 Top Earning Poker Player in the world!

All In On The White Man

Its time to earn some money and take some back! Check out NiggaPoker.com where we be All In On The White Man!

-Ethan