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So I was bored and felt like spreading the word that Jesus was really black so I am now the owner of:
www.PraiseBlackJesus.com
I will eventually add more content and spread the truth…until then enjoy Whoopi Goldberg…
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As you know to get to this blog you type: www.ethancaine.com
However I missed a key and typed: www.ethancain.com and found this:

Yes ethancain.com is a flippin canadian homo porn site…
My father Micheal is shaking his head right now…. [...]

Finished Force Unleashed last night. Awesome game. Couple annoying parts…everyone says the bringing down the star destroyer with the force part is really stupid. When I was playing it I agree because the controls were really stupid and they could have done a better job. HOWEVER I actually like it now.
Awesome [...]

As you all know…or may not know since I’m sure no one reads this that I am doing a new prosperity wealth program which basically states, with regards to money management that I give 10% of my net money away to chairity.
10% Give10% Play40% Invest30% Expenses10% Save
I of course save alot more than 10% since [...]

true natures are shownBruised from pangs of love lostI love my razor.

So I was walking around tonight listening to Steve Pavlina Self Help dude. He has a really good system for breaking patterns that you no longer want to partake in.
Such as if you like to flash cheerleaders shaking your doodle at them. Basically he talks about three things:
1. Stimulus – What causes [...]

Picked up Force Unleashed today. Its all waaaaawwnnnnnn waaaaawwnnnnnn ppsch and shit.
Also went to school cause Chuck needed books. Forgot how hot University girls are. They make the ho’s walking around in the rest of the city look like…well used up hos.
Of course I also remember why I hate that school with [...]

Yup started giving to charity as I am on this new Wealth and Prosperity program which is essentially:
10% Play – this is money you HAVE to spend every month on entertainment or save for a vacation or something
40% Investing – this includes education as well as anything thats considered an asset.
40% Expenses – rent – [...]

Just trying to piss off the rednecks. Actually Days of Thunder was a great movie only cause it had non Southern people in the leads for the most part.
Anyway first blog post so I should say something profound:
If you always look where you can’t go you will forever miss the riches below.
Yeah 90 million [...]