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I JUST FINISHED FALLOUT 3 5 MINS AGO AND AM SO ENRAGED WITH THE SHIT ENDING THAT I’M TYPING THIS ENTIRE POST IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
-THE GAME JUST ENDS YOU CAN’T GO BACK AND FINISH OTHER MISSIONS
-THERE IS NO “BOSS” AT THE END
-LEAVES BOATLOADS OF QUESTIONS
-THE ENDING IS JUST GAY ASS SHIT STILLS WITH SOME TALKING
-ENDING [...]

I am writing this because there is not much information on the subject. There is alot of How to attract women and men articles on the internet but not how to get rid of fat girls. Knowledge is power and fat women on the internet are arming themselves with it to trick [...]

Bet you don’t have a War House where you live? You can buy frag mines and shit from this place.

Haven’t posted for a while but I’m back. Was working on other shit but I will try and make an effort to keep you guys updated on important events in my life such as the video below.
I have been inundated with an email asking me,
“Ethan I want to find out what color of [...]

After so much online speculation as to what the real problem with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was and why the delay, the truth has been revealed via a new behind-the-scenes shot featuring Dumbledore and an on-looking crew. Just look, one person seems out of place. Look closely and you should recognize the glasses, cane and [...]

Well I guess Americans aren’t as ignorant and racist as the rest of the world thought.  I would like to say that I backed Obama from the start as can be seen by my last blog post.   However there are those out there that still don’t like him because of the powerful niggerdrey he [...]

That is my magical prediction for the silly election the Americans are having. I asked the universe what the result would be and this is it. Obama 48.3% – 50.2% MacCain to be exact.
So if I had to bet on who would win I would bet MacCain. Not because they will get [...]

Thats right I said it…is she Racist?  Well heres your answer in this video I found on the internet!