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One of my YouTube subscribers made a bunch of cool Halo3 videos.  They are really short, hilarious, and worth watching!
http://halo3shorts.blip.tv/

Matt Fuller is also on Twitter if you want to tell him what you think of his mother.  http://www.Twitter.com/MattFuller49
-Ethan

Let me explain.  While your sitting there infront of your computer listening to your iTunes and updating your stupid Myspace.com there are grubby brown people all over this planet in need.
I therefore donate 10% of my income to these people so that they may become less grubby.  As such this makes me better than you [...]

So I was on Kiva.org, a place where you can donate money to grubby brown people and I came accross a horrible thing.
A white woman in the USA wanting to borrow $10000 US dollars so she could help raise babies or some shit.
I’m sorry but this website is for people in ACTUAL poor countries.  Last [...]

Now everyone that knows me knows that I loooove my booty shake videos. So I have decided to start up a website featuring hot girls that want on me.

www.TheWetPink.com
Regardless I will be posting my posts for TWP on EthanCaine.com as well….TWP means TheWetPink…its slang, lingo, or whatever kids say these days.

-Ethan

This is a cheat so this isn’t a glitch or anything. To do this simply go to your phone and dial:
#18 – Call
#7 – Call
Then go to cheats and select LOW GRAV and EXPLOSIONS
Now find a fast car and drive into a gas station.

I dare someone to try this in real life…heh
-Ethan