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-Ethan

UPDATE on the Racist Apple iPhone Scandal:
Apple with these concerns last year and the iPhone is STILL Muthafukin racist!
EVIDENCE VIDEO:

What we gone do bout this?
Call 1-800-My-Apple and bitch at the person on the phone and ask them WHY THEY DON’T LIKE NIGGAS? What did WE do too them?
-Ethan

Proud to announce my a new Ethan Caine website:
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