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OneMealOneNapkin.com was created to fight the tyranny of restaurants limiting our usage of napkins for their own twisted means.
Join the resistance!

How You Can Help:
1. Go to McDonalds or any major fast food chain and JACK as many napkins as you can.
2. Take a picture and send it to us
United we stand, Divided we [...]

GOOD NEWS:  1Priest1Nun.com is back up!  Apparently the server issues have been resolved and we can all enjoy Germany’s favorite website.
It is comforting to know that Christmas 2009 is on again!
-Ethan

Forget Tiger, Forget the Olympics, Forget the Economy! Germany’s beloved One Priest One Nun is DOWN!  I made the shocking discovery when I woke up Saturday morning around 8am Eastern Time.
I will continue pinging their server, and keep you posted if something changes.
All I know is if this is not temporary Christmas 2009 will be ruined.
-Ethan

NiggaNews.com Reports on Mattel’s new Black Barbie line:
When I heard Mattel was coming out with a new line of African American Barbie Dolls I was all, “them bitches better not just paint skinny ass white barbie black like the did back in the day!”
However I was pleasantly surprised when I found out that the Black [...]

Yes I finally figured out what I’m going to do with WhyWontYouLoveMe.com!  It came to me one night when I was clicking refresh on Miley Cyrus’s twitter page still in shock over her eraseing her account.
I’ll make it a site about crazy obsessed fan who falls in love with a new person every week or [...]

Shocking news people.  Miley has erased her Twitter account.  I first heard the news when Carly Chaikin said on her Twitter that we should “get over it because its not the end of the world.”  I immedietly screamed BITCH and with tears in my eyes searched my FOLLOWING list for Miley.  I didn’t mean to [...]

Apparently Megan Fox shoplifted from wal-mart when she was 14 or 15. Megan admits that she was taken to court and convicted for stealing some makeup from the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen make up line. Megan says, “I don’t know if the ban was for life, but when I was 14 or 15 [...]

NiggaNews.com Reports On The Kanye West / Taylor Swift Situation At The VMAs
There has been alot of talk about what my boy Kayne did at the VMAs. Yeah it was rude and he should not have done it but I’m not here to hate on him because there is enough of that going on [...]

So NiggaNews.com has just discovered that Apple Computer is a bunch of racists. We need to take action now!
I have an iPhone and I actually like it quite abit. Until the other day when I was texting a very hot honey. We was having a conversation about stupid shit white people like [...]

Due to the massive popularity of Call Of Duty World At War and all the DLC they put out I decided to create tutorial videos to help people learn the maps as quickly as possible.  I will show you all the really good sniper/camping position and how to last longer.

The reason I call this website [...]