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TVBRANDS Presents – TOTAL PUSHUP

Ethan Caine — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:04:00 +0000

So I was in Giant Tiger the welfariest of the welfare stores in the city and I came across this which I just HAD to own.

Its TVBRANDS – Total Pushup system!!!

OMG

The Original TVBRANDS

This ain’t no As Seen On TV BS…

As Seen On TV

no this is THE REAL THING straight from China with the most sexist Instructions ever…

Notice the awesome title…”Easier Pushup For Women”

Cause Women Are Just Weaker...

Yeah so if anyone wants to sue for discrimination you gotta go after TVBRANDS not the imposter As Seen On TV people.

Should You Date A Fat Chick? 4 Possible Outcomes Mathematically Proven

Ethan Caine — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:09:15 +0000

This is a video I have been wanting to make for a long time but didn’t find the time until now. The following video will show you the 4 possible out comes of dating a fat chick.

Let me define “fat chick” as an overweight female who has promised to “lost that weight” at sometime during the future.

I do not condone being rude to chunks, tubbalubs, or not so jolly giants to their faces because this is just not nice but more importantly they may have hot friends. So please watch my video on how to protect yourself from fat women as well.
Thanks for watching and post your comments below!

A Healthy Choice…

Ethan Caine — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:33:00 +0000

I was in Giant Tiger last night, because Walmart just isn’t welfare enough for me and I came across this:

I mean shit…like the strawberry is going to balance this meal out…and YES I checked the box and it was made in America so for those people I’m sure this is considered a healthy breakfast.