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NiggaNews.com – Racist Australian Cookbook Uses “Ground Up Black People”

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

An cookbook released in Australia has a recipe that calls for:
“salt and freshly ground black people”
Penguin publisher Bob Sessions claims that this is a typo but then explains that they are NOT going to pull the books off of store shelves.
Did I mention BOB is a cracka…
Anyway the Pasta Bible is in stores still but [...]

Constance McMillen Made Me Fat – WastingFoodDiet.com

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

Heres one of my videos from my new website WastingFoodDiet.com and its about how Constance McMillen made me fat.

If you want to see all the other videos totally just go to www.WastingFoodDiet.com
-Ethan Caine

Waste Food Lose Weight – I’m a Genius – WastingFoodDiet.com

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

This is MY own diet system that I have invented.  IT is all about WASTING food to lose weight…but thats just the start.
You eat WHATEVER you want WHENEVER you want as long as you are hungry.
When you stop feeling hungry pull out a picture of someone you hate and start verbally abusing them.
“Its your fault [...]

NiggaNews.com Exclusive: McDonalds Don’t Like Niggas

Friday, March 5th, 2010

NiggaNews.com EXCLUSIVE!!!
You all been to McDonalds many times before but take a look next time you there and see the racist shit that be going on.
My video below is muthafukin EVIDENCE that McDonalds be brainwashing us to think white people are better than us.

See and judge for yourself. I don’t be hatin…make up your [...]

New Ethan Caine Website: GoPoundYourself.com – Daily Insult

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

I am proud to announce the creation of a new Ethan Caine website. One of the greatest joys in life is telling people to go pound themselves. SO go to the site and signup for the daily insult where I will send a brand new insult EVERY SINGLE day to your email.
-Ethan

New Ethan Caine Website: NiggaPoker.com – All In On The White Man

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Proud to announce my a new Ethan Caine website:
Thats right! We be on top of the poker world now with our boy Phil Ivey the #1 Top Earning Poker Player in the world!
Its time to earn some money and take some back! Check out NiggaPoker.com where we be All In On The White [...]

New Ethan Caine Website: OneMealOneNapkin.com

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

OneMealOneNapkin.com was created to fight the tyranny of restaurants limiting our usage of napkins for their own twisted means.
Join the resistance!

How You Can Help:
1. Go to McDonalds or any major fast food chain and JACK as many napkins as you can.
2. Take a picture and send it to us
United we stand, Divided we [...]

WhyWontYouLoveMe.com – A New Ethan Caine Website

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

Yes I finally figured out what I’m going to do with WhyWontYouLoveMe.com!  It came to me one night when I was clicking refresh on Miley Cyrus’s twitter page still in shock over her eraseing her account.
I’ll make it a site about crazy obsessed fan who falls in love with a new person every week or [...]

OmgEdward.com – New Waiting For Edward Video

Friday, August 14th, 2009

I wrote this poem awhile ago but never put it into a video until now. I call it Waiting For Edward because that is what crazy fans do in the forest…

On a more businessey note I will be increasing the number of OmgEdward.com posts to 3 a week because New Moon is JUST around [...]

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