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An cookbook released in Australia has a recipe that calls for:
“salt and freshly ground black people”
Penguin publisher Bob Sessions claims that this is a typo but then explains that they are NOT going to pull the books off of store shelves.
Did I mention BOB is a cracka…
Anyway the Pasta Bible is in stores still but [...]

Heres one of my videos from my new website WastingFoodDiet.com and its about how Constance McMillen made me fat.

If you want to see all the other videos totally just go to www.WastingFoodDiet.com
-Ethan Caine

This is MY own diet system that I have invented.  IT is all about WASTING food to lose weight…but thats just the start.
You eat WHATEVER you want WHENEVER you want as long as you are hungry.
When you stop feeling hungry pull out a picture of someone you hate and start verbally abusing them.
“Its your fault [...]

NiggaNews.com EXCLUSIVE!!!
You all been to McDonalds many times before but take a look next time you there and see the racist shit that be going on.
My video below is muthafukin EVIDENCE that McDonalds be brainwashing us to think white people are better than us.

See and judge for yourself. I don’t be hatin…make up your [...]

I am proud to announce the creation of a new Ethan Caine website. One of the greatest joys in life is telling people to go pound themselves. SO go to the site and signup for the daily insult where I will send a brand new insult EVERY SINGLE day to your email.
-Ethan

Proud to announce my a new Ethan Caine website:
Thats right! We be on top of the poker world now with our boy Phil Ivey the #1 Top Earning Poker Player in the world!
Its time to earn some money and take some back! Check out NiggaPoker.com where we be All In On The White [...]

OneMealOneNapkin.com was created to fight the tyranny of restaurants limiting our usage of napkins for their own twisted means.
Join the resistance!

How You Can Help:
1. Go to McDonalds or any major fast food chain and JACK as many napkins as you can.
2. Take a picture and send it to us
United we stand, Divided we [...]

Yes I finally figured out what I’m going to do with WhyWontYouLoveMe.com!  It came to me one night when I was clicking refresh on Miley Cyrus’s twitter page still in shock over her eraseing her account.
I’ll make it a site about crazy obsessed fan who falls in love with a new person every week or [...]

I wrote this poem awhile ago but never put it into a video until now. I call it Waiting For Edward because that is what crazy fans do in the forest…

On a more businessey note I will be increasing the number of OmgEdward.com posts to 3 a week because New Moon is JUST around [...]