Archive for the 'Praise Black Jesus' Category

NiggaNews.com Exclusive: iPhone is Racist – VIDEO

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

UPDATE on the Racist Apple iPhone Scandal:
Apple with these concerns last year and the iPhone is STILL Muthafukin racist!
EVIDENCE VIDEO:

What we gone do bout this?
Call 1-800-My-Apple and bitch at the person on the phone and ask them WHY THEY DON’T LIKE NIGGAS? What did WE do too them?
-Ethan

Once Again I Must Point Out I Am Better Than You…

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

Let me explain.  While your sitting there infront of your computer listening to your iTunes and updating your stupid Myspace.com there are grubby brown people all over this planet in need.
I therefore donate 10% of my income to these people so that they may become less grubby.  As such this makes me better than you [...]

WTF Stupid White Bitch On Kiva…

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

So I was on Kiva.org, a place where you can donate money to grubby brown people and I came accross a horrible thing.
A white woman in the USA wanting to borrow $10000 US dollars so she could help raise babies or some shit.
I’m sorry but this website is for people in ACTUAL poor countries.  Last [...]

Thats Right I’m Better Than You…

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Just wanted to inform all of you this fine sunday morn…1:15 in the afternoon is my morning…that I Ethan Caine am better than all of you.
I just donated $50 to some poor people in some crappy country so they can scratch together some sort of pathetic existence to call life.
Take a good long look at [...]

Holy Toonie Tuesday

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

I was engaging in the usual tues affair of eating fried chicken and reading the bible. As I licked my fingers of the Colonels 12 herbs and spices I recalled the time when Joeseph, Mary, and Black Baby Jesus were hiding among the Egyptians. You see King Herod sent Roman soliders to [...]

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