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The Elephant Rush is one of the fastest if not the fastest rush for the UNSC in Halo Wars. This strategy works great against newbs and pros alike but can still be countered.
I am playing on HEROIC as usual. Step by step below the video.

Step 1: Build Elephant
Step 2: Create Supply [...]

Certain persons have been razzing me for the last month to find this picture of myself for some reason. I’m sure its so they can wack off to it…obviously
Wack away…OLE

Yes Kiva.org has supplied micro loans totaling 44Million Dollars to Brown People in Brown Countries who scratch together a living by buying and selling cows or something, so that we, the lucky ones who live in White Countries can sleep better at night.
Today Black Jesus was featured on Kiva.org
heh heh…thats some funny shit.
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Well October is here and its time to list some of the more important goals for this month in hopes that I will actually follow thru more so this way.
#1 Eat right and exercise-This is a must since if you don’t have your health you don’t have anything. Also I’m coming up to the [...]

So I was bored and felt like spreading the word that Jesus was really black so I am now the owner of:
www.PraiseBlackJesus.com
I will eventually add more content and spread the truth…until then enjoy Whoopi Goldberg…
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As you know to get to this blog you type: www.ethancaine.com
However I missed a key and typed: www.ethancain.com and found this:

Yes ethancain.com is a flippin canadian homo porn site…
My father Micheal is shaking his head right now…. [...]

Finished Force Unleashed last night. Awesome game. Couple annoying parts…everyone says the bringing down the star destroyer with the force part is really stupid. When I was playing it I agree because the controls were really stupid and they could have done a better job. HOWEVER I actually like it now.
Awesome [...]

true natures are shownBruised from pangs of love lostI love my razor.

So I was walking around tonight listening to Steve Pavlina Self Help dude. He has a really good system for breaking patterns that you no longer want to partake in.
Such as if you like to flash cheerleaders shaking your doodle at them. Basically he talks about three things:
1. Stimulus – What causes [...]

Picked up Force Unleashed today. Its all waaaaawwnnnnnn waaaaawwnnnnnn ppsch and shit.
Also went to school cause Chuck needed books. Forgot how hot University girls are. They make the ho’s walking around in the rest of the city look like…well used up hos.
Of course I also remember why I hate that school with [...]