Enjoy…

Things were happening so fast in this video I couldn’t talk fast enough to keep up with what I was doing :0

IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS IN 25 SECONDS PLEASE EMAIL ME!

-Ethan
ethan@ethancaine.com

You can find the downloadable map pack pictures with detailed sniper positions on:

http://www.CockOfDuty.com

-Ethan

The reason I call this website Cock Of Duty is because that is what most people in the gaming world actually these games.  Its like how you call Wal-Mart – Wally World or McDonalds – Dicks.  So you can say, “hey lets go get some dicks” and you seem like the life of the party.

Also this website will probably end up being one long *snicker* gay joke as well.

CockOfDuty.com’s mission is to:  “Fight Hard To Bring Up The Rear”

-Rear Admiral Ethan Caine

Get from level 1 – 10 in about 4 hours
Get from level 10 – 20 in about an hour
Get from level 20 – 30 in about 4 hours

This will make your character super powerful and furthermore you don’t have to waste your life. For those of you who consider this cheating, yes it is. If your one of those people who do everything by the book and frown upon this kind of thing then this isn’t for you.

But if your not a loser and want to experience the full game in a shorter period of time then read on:

Actually watch the video and then read the instructions below to make sure everything is 100% clear:

Level 1 – 10

Step 1:  Find an enemy
Step 2:  Press Start -> Settings -> Gameplay -> Very Easy
Step 3:  Enter VATS and attack enemy till he/she/it has LOW energy bars left
Step 4:  Press Start QUICKLY BEFORE target is dead WHILE your still in VATS
Step 5:  Press Start -> Settings -> Gameplay -> Very Hard
Step 6:  Back out of menus, kill enemy
Step 7:  Don’t forget to set game back to Very Easy…you will only make this mistake once

You will get MAXIMUM XP points for doing this while not losing much health.  Be careful if there are alot of enemies around as they will be attacking you on VERY HARD and can easily take your health down or worse.

Now as far as the points go you WILL only need to:

Accumulate 60 sneak points between Level 1 – 10
At Level 10 get the Mister Sandman Perk

IMPORTANT:  Just run around the wastelands killing things and only do a FEW quests.  Fixing the DISH on the GNR tower is as far as you should go.  This is important for Level 20-30.

Level 10 – 20

Getting from level 10 – 20 is very easy and takes about an hour.  You should have a Sneak skill of 60 and the Mister Sandman Perk

Step 1:  Head to Andale and go into the Wilson’s home and into Jenny’s bedroom (little girl)
Step 2:  Wait for her (she goes to bed at 9pm)
Step 3:  Save your game and go to Dashboard
Step 4:  Go to My Xbox -> System Settings -> Memory -> (Highlight) Hard Drive -> Press Y
Step 5:  You Should See Device Options -> Press X – X – LB – RB – X – X -> Say YES to the maintenance

This will ERASE all the updates you have ever download.  It WILL NOT erase any DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT or Saved Games you have.

Step 6:  Go back into the game -> Go to Jenny’s room while shes sleeping and start murdering

Everytime you level up SAVE your game just incase the game glitches out.

It will take about an hour to go from Level 10 to 20.

Level 20 – 30

NOW if you followed my instructions you will NOT have played through too many of the quests until you have reached level 20.  The reason being is because now that you are Level 20 you can whip through ALL of the missions getting MAX experience before you even get to the Broken Steel missions!

You will be at 30 – FULL force when you get to Broken Steel and just destroy everything in your path.

Basically the steps for 20 – 30 are the same for 1 – 10 only you are playing Quests to get MAX XP as quickly as possible.

If you made it this far then I thank you for reading this post, and if you have any questions or comments post them below.

-Ethan

1. Hit Start -> Settings -> Gameplay -> Very Easy
2. Attack enemy till ALMOST dead
3. Hit Start -> Settings -> Gameplay -> Very Hard
4. Kill enemy and get MAX XP!

How and why this works. Basically the game awards XP on a kill AFTER the final blow. So you can pause the game by hitting start at anytime, in this case once the enemy has very low energy. Crank up the difficultly and finish them off.

So instead of getting 5XP points for a random Raider in the Wasteland you get 45XP!

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Matt Fuller is also on Twitter if you want to tell him what you think of his mother.  http://www.Twitter.com/MattFuller49

-Ethan

Wait until the Flood DLC comes out and they will give it to us for free!

On to the DLC – this is the Capture The Flag part of the DLC and its fun but only for a little while. I just but out a simple strat for this one and I had to play the computer since I couldn’t find anyone online who had got the DLC. Thankfully there are not that many stupid people out there.

Step 1: Build warthogs and spread them over the map.
REMEMBER – Your not building up an army to fight the otherside. You need to get the flag and geto to safety as quickly as possible

Step 2: Grab the FLAG asap
Step 3: Head to your base
Step 4: Surround the flag with cover for the alloted 2 mins
Step 5: Build an airpad for Hornets ASAP
Step 6: Make the hornets your primary as soon as you can as it is the fastest unit on the map.

Thats pretty much it for Capture the Flag. Sorry about my tone but I just don’t like getting ripped off and Microsoft did indeed rip me off today.

-Ethan

Thats pretty much it for the SR2 Addon missions. A big whopping 3! If you have money to burn then get SR2 addon but I would recommend against it because its SOO short. I consider 800 points a complete waste for this.

Anyway I will probably be making a vehicles video but that may not be for a bit.

Thanks for watching.

-Ethan

This is PART 1 of 2

This is a pretty cool mission. Again I wish the DLC for this game wasn’t only 3 lousy missions that takes less than an hour to finish.

Part 2 coming sooon…

-Ethan

Just remember to get infront of the truck and not spook the cops. Once you are infront shoot the 2 drivers.

The next mission will be up soooon! I promise.

-Ethan